The land of notes, knives and no regrets
Hello! I am Caroline, a very devoted Smerchette, who runs a Stephen Merchant appretiation blog. I do a lot of doodles, and a lot of Smerchspammng. And... that's about it. I'm a British weirdo who wants to act alongside Stephen Merchant one day, and I was lucky enough to meet him!
Stephen, if you are reading this, it may be a good idea to leave pretty sharpish. Firstly though, you're awesome and really cool, but please leave here right now.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
All I can think of is purges law
What was that?
SCREAM
I love this fandom
Did you know women feel more attracted to men in red shirts?
… Nah, they’re both equally hot.
(Source: blueharp)
YES.
/slides hand down screen
*makes weird noise and paws at the screen like a dog* Oh Stephen, darling, you get more adorable and incredibly handsome with age… Never stop.
(Source: blueharp)
I had to repost this picture because you all need to know how creepy I am, because
the fact that I can see down his shirt just a little bit, so I can see his neck and the curve of his back/shoulders
well it’s just one of the sexiest goddamn things I have ever seen in my entire life
This man… yegad he’s too amazing
(Source: usb-dongle)
Three words to sum up Stephen Merchant…
Sexiness on Stilts
Name changed! In other news, look at these lovely teeth
Oh look I’m actually posting something after two weeks of hardly any activity
I’m sorry I’ll be more active now
Stephen Merchant talking about his role in the Tooth Fairy. I think I should also mention he says the word ‘doolally’ at one point, which is an amazing thing to hear.
Steeeeeve.
(Source: obiwankkenobi)
Happy New Year!
Right on time because I love you all
May it be good and Smerch-filled
The 2nd vid of Steve I saw with his face in.
The first one I saw was Darren Lamb, and I was thinking, ‘hmm… kinda odd looking’
Then I saw this and thought ‘hot damn this man is sexy’
