The land of notes, knives and no regrets
Hello! I am Caroline, a very devoted Smerchette, who runs a Stephen Merchant appretiation blog. I do a lot of doodles, and a lot of Smerchspammng. And... that's about it. I'm a British weirdo who wants to act alongside Stephen Merchant one day, and I was lucky enough to meet him!
Stephen, if you are reading this, it may be a good idea to leave pretty sharpish. Firstly though, you're awesome and really cool, but please leave here right now.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Dear Stephen Merchant, Thank you for keeping my company while dealing with frustrating customer service.
A hundred dollars? A HUNDRED DOLLARS? Fuck you, buddy, you’re like a hundred billion dollars.
Ditto that. Especially when it makes...look at least $1,000,000. (Which it does.)
hot as fuck i mean goddamn