The land of notes, knives and no regrets
Hello! I am Caroline, a very devoted Smerchette, who runs a Stephen Merchant appretiation blog. I do a lot of doodles, and a lot of Smerchspammng. And... that's about it. I'm a British weirdo who wants to act alongside Stephen Merchant one day, and I was lucky enough to meet him!
Stephen, if you are reading this, it may be a good idea to leave pretty sharpish. Firstly though, you're awesome and really cool, but please leave here right now.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Nom <3
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I HAVEN’T SEEN THIS ONE
OH DEAR
THERE WENT THE OVARIES
SCREECH
I CAN’T
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I’m not sure I can accurately represent the noise I just made in text
it was something like “Nnhaaahhhhhh…”
Oh god I hadn’t seen the second one before he’s more scrumptious than a cream cracker
OH DEAR GOD. NOM NOM NOM. ♥
The second one made me malfunction. I whispered to myself “That is so fucking RACIST. I mean. Uh. Wait a minute what is...
Oh god I hadn’t seen the second one before he’s more scrumptious than a cream cracker
so I clicked the little magnification icon and BUH no brain left anymore
When did he do this photoshoooooot??
fuck you, steve or fuck me. your choice
WHOOPS MY HIPS ARE MOVING ON THEIR OWN
I LITERALLY SAID OUT LOUD “OH FUCK ME” WHEN I SAW THIS Jesus christ do you even know how long I’ve been looking for...
translucent noodle man
WHO IS THIS MAN AND WHAT DOES HE DO?