The land of notes, knives and no regrets

Hello! I am Caroline, a very devoted Smerchette, who runs a Stephen Merchant appretiation blog. I do a lot of doodles, and a lot of Smerchspammng. And... that's about it. I'm a British weirdo who wants to act alongside Stephen Merchant one day, and I was lucky enough to meet him!
Stephen, if you are reading this, it may be a good idea to leave pretty sharpish. Firstly though, you're awesome and really cool, but please leave here right now.

 

paranoidandroid42:

ladychraelix:

tachi-aya:

stephen-mitchell:

Nom <3

FKSDAGHSUIADBGFJDKLS

I HAVEN’T SEEN THIS ONE

OH DEAR

THERE WENT THE OVARIES

SCREECH

I CAN’T

ASDFGHJKL

I’m not sure I can accurately represent the noise I just made in text

it was something like “Nnhaaahhhhhh…”

Oh god I hadn’t seen the second one before he’s more scrumptious than a cream cracker

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  5. wtf-china reblogged this from stephen-mitchell and added:
    OH DEAR GOD. NOM NOM NOM. ♥
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    The second one made me malfunction. I whispered to myself “That is so fucking RACIST. I mean. Uh. Wait a minute what is...
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    Oh god I hadn’t seen the second one before he’s more scrumptious than a cream cracker
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    so I clicked the little magnification icon and BUH no brain left anymore
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    When did he do this photoshoooooot??
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    fuck you, steve or fuck me. your choice
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    WHOOPS MY HIPS ARE MOVING ON THEIR OWN
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    I LITERALLY SAID OUT LOUD “OH FUCK ME” WHEN I SAW THIS Jesus christ do you even know how long I’ve been looking for...
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    translucent noodle man
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    WHO IS THIS MAN AND WHAT DOES HE DO?