The land of notes, knives and no regrets

Hello! I am Caroline, a very devoted Smerchette, who runs a Stephen Merchant appretiation blog. I do a lot of doodles, and a lot of Smerchspammng. And... that's about it. I'm a British weirdo who wants to act alongside Stephen Merchant one day, and I was lucky enough to meet him!
Stephen, if you are reading this, it may be a good idea to leave pretty sharpish. Firstly though, you're awesome and really cool, but please leave here right now.

 

Me: It's disturbing and wrong!

Mother: If he's a doctor it's different. You wouldn't let Stephen Merchant... 'examine' you, would you?

Me: Only if he asked

Mother: what

Me: what

  1. hibiscuskazeneko said: 1. What’s the context here? 2. I totally would let him “examine” me. Naked.
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