The land of notes, knives and no regrets
Hello! I am Caroline, a very devoted Smerchette, who runs a Stephen Merchant appretiation blog. I do a lot of doodles, and a lot of Smerchspammng. And... that's about it. I'm a British weirdo who wants to act alongside Stephen Merchant one day, and I was lucky enough to meet him!
Stephen, if you are reading this, it may be a good idea to leave pretty sharpish. Firstly though, you're awesome and really cool, but please leave here right now.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Me: It's disturbing and wrong!
Mother: If he's a doctor it's different. You wouldn't let Stephen Merchant... 'examine' you, would you?
Me: Only if he asked
Mother: what
Me: what